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thoth87
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:08 pm  Reply with quote

that's cool. but i suggest taking everything you hear with at least a grain of salt. but if you don't, well, to each their own.
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:44 pm  Reply with quote

Well that reminds me of a proverb. A teacher walks in and fills up a jar with rocks. He asks: Is this full? His students say yes. He pours some shells into the jar, filling in most of the cracks. He says: NOW is it full? And they say yes again. He finally gets some sand and pours it in, filling the REST of the cracks. He says: As you can see, your life can become progressivly more and full untill you have no idea what to do with it!

A student then comes up to the front and pours his can of budweiser into the jar, filling it up the rest of the way, and says "teach, the lesson here is that no matter how full your life is, there's always room for BEER!"

Don't know why I wanted to post that, but its a great story!
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thoth87
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:46 pm  Reply with quote

I like it. Benjamin Franklin once said:

"there cannot be good living without good drinking"
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:48 pm  Reply with quote

I say again, "Twas a woman who drove me to the drink....And I never got a chance to thank her!"
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thoth87
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:52 pm  Reply with quote

indeed.
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Sky
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:36 pm  Reply with quote

thats my joke!!!!!!! ooohh! cheek, well iv got anuther 1....
<mite only be english humour tho>

its friday and theres a big lecture on, and the teacher at the front reminds everyone theyve got an exam n the monday morning, and that now shes told them theyll have no excuses if they forget, dont turn up, or do rubbish.
i lad put his hand up and ses...
"im warning you ow miss, i mite be knackered from my antics at the weekend, you know wot i mean....."
the class starts laffin......teacher ses...
"well youll just av to write with your other hand"

hahahahahaha
lmfao!!!!!!
hehehe

neway
what was the thread about????
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thoth87
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 4:08 pm  Reply with quote

that was funny... a masturbation joke, eh? I thought only the Americans did those. hrm...

and i don't know what the thread was about either. er...
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 1:54 pm  Reply with quote

Neither do I, time to let it die?
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thoth87
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 4:41 pm  Reply with quote

indeed.

until someone comes along and revives it for us.
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