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thoth87
PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:05 am  Reply with quote

*stands in his ultra-kool kickboxing stance and looks forwards at Sky, then puts out his hand and does the little Morpheus 'bring it on' thingy*

well? bring it.
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 8:11 am  Reply with quote

I second that! Since you're looking for so much guidance and bringing so much to the forum, it sonly right that we properly challenge you! I stand with Thoth in this forum for the first time ever! *draws huge sword from sheath on back* It's time!
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thoth87
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 2:33 pm  Reply with quote

size don't matter, pal

but anywho...
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:05 pm  Reply with quote

Oh really? Then pull down your pants and count to one-half!
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thoth87
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:08 pm  Reply with quote

attacking ME are we?

WELL...

*strikes Beest's sword and shatters it*

there.
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 1:18 pm  Reply with quote

*says magic words and the sword recombines*
*and pulls out pimpin gandalf hat*

Aright, NOW its on!

Funny how sky never managed to come and get in on the challenge for him!
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Sky
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:18 pm  Reply with quote

i am prepared 2 fight u, but seen as tho im a girl ur not allowed 2 hurt me.........ok

btw, i only fight girly style hehehehe
a stereophonics song cums 2 mind..

"help me,
oh help me,
shes out of her mind"

no relevance, it just came 2 mind!!
y do u challenge me neway?????????
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thoth87
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:48 pm  Reply with quote

why? why? well, why NOT?

and also, there is no such thing as 'girly style'. is there? i don't know...

i've seen plenty of females that can kick my ass.

hell, my eighth grade science teacher could deadlift 440 pounds. and she was a bouncer.

anywho...

*aims a spinning back-kick at Sky's head out of no where, then jumps up and breaks Beests sword again with his other foot*

and you thought sky was a boy! stupid beesty!
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Sky
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:13 pm  Reply with quote

*shouts to the real world, eyes flicker, and she is suddenly a master at kung foo*

i did have two lessons in kick boxing once, and i do go kick fit every week, im quite strong too,
il break ur heart and mind b4 i break ur legs!

(im sure thats a line in a song???)

ah well, im gunna kick ur ass thoth!!
whether u like it or not, you have no choice
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:14 pm  Reply with quote

Okay! Whether welcome or not, I'll just join in and get Shun-Di on your asses! (who plays Virtual Fighter Four?)

And of COURSE we can hit you! We can do whatever we damn well feel like! The forum even says why! HAHA!
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Sky
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:05 pm  Reply with quote

ye well its woman abuse if you hit me, u can get put away for it, its assault, and its pretty evil fighting poor defenceless me.......... :(
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thoth87
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:33 pm  Reply with quote

how long have women been fighting for equal rights? well, then you have the right to get your ass kicked, and kick some ass. it's all fair.

now come on, first shot.

(by the way, my friend attacks me all the time. and SHE is not a HE. so don't feel too badly)
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Sky
PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:51 am  Reply with quote

well you know where ill hit you first, where all women hit lads, so thats the fight over really and you can limp home with ur hand over ur privates!!!!!

mwahahahaha

also sorry, it must hurt
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:07 pm  Reply with quote

Exactly! Thoth covers what I was gonna say myself! The equality works both ways! Woohoo! Another ground covered at these magnus forums.
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thoth87
PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:54 pm  Reply with quote

actually... my kickboxing teacher taught me how to block the ouchie spot, so bring it.

WAH!
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