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thereisnoname
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:52 pm  Reply with quote

Someone once told me that all fortune cookies in Chinese restaurants are still valid when 'in bed' is appended..

eg: You are loved by those around you [in bed]
You are blessed with great skill [in bed]

This ALWAYS works for me - I don't know if it makes it true or not, but it can be much more fun :)
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 11:27 pm  Reply with quote

Well my dad got one of the most bullshit fortune cookies ever: time will reveal all things. True, yes, but also very safe and unoriginal. Then again there ARE worse ones. I myself expect to come across a "Help, im trapped in a fortune cookie factory! Send help! The address is:....Oh shit here comes the superv"

But alas, it hasn't come my way yet!
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thoth87
PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2004 1:08 am  Reply with quote

i prefer Jones soda bottle caps myself

"you will soon travel and come into a large ammount of money"

in bed.


WOO! i'ma rip off a prostitute.
^ ^
just kidding, by the way.
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nightbeest77
PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 12:17 pm  Reply with quote

Heh, that reminds me of the phrase you can add to the end of every song and make it funny: the phrase "under the bedsheets"

backstreets back under the bedsheets
dirty pop under the bedsheets
tubthumping under the bedsheets

See? marvelous no?
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